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1000 Dollar Shirt

1000 Dollar Shirt

Regular price $1,000.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $1,000.00 USD
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Because you can. Because you shouldn't.

This is a shirt for winners. For those who think life's too short for cheap shirts.

This is a shirt for when ordinary just won't do.

Splurge a little. 

Not Just a Shirt; It's a Status Symbol.

Luxury is an understatement. It turns out money can buy taste.

Go big, or go home. Then wear it at home, too.

Wear it on LinkedIn. Wear it to the bars and wear it to your next interview. Above all, wear it proudly...

Because you can.

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Fabric Details: (your other shirts will feel inadequate)

Heirloom-quality 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester.

World-traveling source blank components hail from China, reminding us of how cosmopolitan and large -- yet, for those of us in the know, how small -- the world truly is.

Breathable, moisture-wicking featherlight material boasts UPF 50+ protection and an alluring 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²) fabric weight.

Luxury Sizing Guide

Fit is "Regular fit" -- in other words, as subtle as a Thousand Dollar Bill.

CHEST | WAIST | HIPS

(all in inches)

XS: 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37.0

S: 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝

M: 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼

L: 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼

XL: 45 ¾ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½

2XL: 48 ¾ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝

3XL: 52.0 | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾

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